Just in case you hadn't noticed Hollywood ran out of new ideas somewhere around 1982. Just look at the unimaginative laundry list we're being presented with:
2 Fast 2 Furious
Matrix Reloaded
Matrix Revolutions
Bad Boys 2
Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle
Dumb & Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd
American Wedding
Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde
Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over
Harry Potter 3
The Whole Ten Yards
Lord of the Rings 3
Freddy vs. Jason
X2
Spider-Man 2
Freaky Friday
Star Wars III
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider
Jeepers Creepers II
Matrix Reloaded
Matrix Revolutions
Bad Boys 2
Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle
Dumb & Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd
American Wedding
Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde
Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over
Harry Potter 3
The Whole Ten Yards
Lord of the Rings 3
Freddy vs. Jason
X2
Spider-Man 2
Freaky Friday
Star Wars III
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider
Jeepers Creepers II
So I figured I'd pitch a sequel too. Can you see it? Summer of 2015, Schwartznegger returns in his signature role to save John Connor, yet again. But wait, there's a twist, this time he battles a cybernetic terror which bears a striking resemblance to Mick Jagger.
You're thinking, "Absurd, they'd never go for it". Oh yeah, well chaw on this; Warner Bros has put a Conan The Barbarian sequel, "King Conan: Crown of Iron" into production. Can't wait to see Arnold in a loin cloth again.