This just in; courtesy of jardmail:-
Gulf War Episode II: The Clone War
CNN/Reuters: News reports have filtered out early this morning that US forces have swooped on an Iraqi Primary School and detained teacher Mohammed Al-Hazar. Sources indicate that, when arrested, Al-Hazar was in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square and a calculator. US President George W Bush argued that this was clear and overwhelming evidence that Iraq indeed possessed weapons of maths instruction.
Y'ALL NEEDED A STUDY TO FIGURE THIS OUT?
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Thursday, October 09, 2003
5 Ninjas, 1 Kitten and a Fifth of Vodka!