POLLOCK GETS SPANKED
"Shaun Pollock, the former South African captain, has been fined his entire match fee for showing dissent during the third ODI against Pakistan at Faisalabad on Oct 7. Mark Boucher, South Africa's vice-captain, was let off a charge of using obscene language because of a lack of evidence. Clive Lloyd, the former West Indies captain who is the ICC match referee for the current series, held the hearing after Tuesday's match."
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THE FAR FROM HELPFUL INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO PLAY CRICKET
You have two sides, one out in the field and one in.
Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out.
When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out.
Sometimes you get men still in and not out.
When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in.
There are two men called umpires who stay all out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out.
When both sides have been in and all the men have out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game!
Thursday, October 09, 2003
5 Ninjas, 1 Kitten and a Fifth of Vodka!