Thursday, October 30, 2003

WHO YOU CALLING STUPID?

Supposedly "dumb" teens get off with probation and a firm talking-to after torching a stolen boat. Read more...

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KILL 'EM WITH KINDNESS

Two swift thinking Florida ladies take out armed intruder with ham sandwich and rum.

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DOOBY DOOBY DOO...

Never mind the 'Chairman of the Board' he's the head of state. Italian Premier releases album of Neapolitan love songs.

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CALLING ALL CARS

From the Certifiably Brain Damaged Criminals File comes this:-

Faux cop busted when he calls for back-up.

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NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISH...ROUND 2

A high functioning Alabama drunk is jailed after he rescued friend from drowning.

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THAT'LL SHOW YOU

Man damn near kills himself after bee attacks him over his questionable taste in music.

5 Ninjas, 1 Kitten and a Fifth of Vodka!