Bill Fickett says, "I'll probably stick to baking them now.", after torching his garage in a misbegotten attempt at Thanksgiving dinner.
WOMEN RULE - or at least they should
Ted Turner, the man who gave us colorized black and white movies, the Goodwill Games and CNN (not sure if I've forgiven him for that last one yet) thinks the world would be a better place if chicks ran it.
"I've said for years and I'm really serious about it, I think men should be barred from holding public office for 100 years. The men have been running the world for too long and they've made a mess of it."
Kentucky school teacher Mitchel Sizemore doesn't learn his lessons very well. Twenty-four hours after being arrested for on-the-job drunkeness the suspended teacher was busted yet again for DUI when he returned to pick up his pay packet.
NEXT STOP, SOUTH AFRICA
West Indies in Zimbabwe - 5th One-Day International
Harare Sports Club
- Result: West Indies won by 8 wickets
- Series: West Indies wins the 5-ODI series 3-2
A shift in mood, and dumb luck net the Windies the series.
"What has mood to do with it? You fight when the necessity arises - no matter the mood! Mood's a thing for cattle or making love or playing the baliset."
- Gurney Halleck, DUNE