Friday, November 07, 2003

News Flash!

The islands of Cyprus and Malta have sunk into the watery depths in a manner which scientists believe is not much unlike the submerging of Atlantis 8,000 years ago. Well, not really, but it's as good an excuse as any for why they're not on the EURO.


Amped-Up Moo Juice

"How do you get teens to crave milk? Load it with caffeine." Available, soon, in Straight Up Strawberry, Chocolate Shock and Mean Mocha Cappuccino.

There's something wrong with that, somewhere.


More perv news

I swear I'm not picking on the Aussies. Really, I'm not, but a Brisbane cop has been busted for duping members of the Christian Brethren into offering up nudie pics and...erm...personal memorabilia. Read More...


The K-9 and the Candy Caper

Varg the police dog has narrowly escaped disciplinary action despite his bungled hot pursuit of two hardened candy thieves.


That's gotta be some kind of lager

Kiwi gets stuck with 20,000 Hong Kong Dollar beer tab.


Mutter, mutter, frell!

West Indies VS Zimbabwe - 1st Test

Day 4 - At Tea (Rain Delay)

Zimbabwe has amassed 507 runs for 9 wickets (declared) and an additional 45 for 2. This affords the Africans a 217 run lead over the Windies. Read More...

5 Ninjas, 1 Kitten and a Fifth of Vodka!