"People need trouble...a little frustration to sharpen the spirit on, toughen it. Artists do; I don't meean you need to live in a rat hole or gutter, but you have to learn fortitude, endurance. Only vegetables are happy."
-William Faulkner
Well. My spirit is positively pointy. Now what?
5 Ninjas, 1 Kitten and a Fifth of Vodka!