Wednesday, November 12, 2003

They'll be yours?

Introducing bodacious tatas in a syringe:

"Scientists are working on a new technique that may allow women to grow natural, new breasts, starting with injectable implants."


Can we say spellcheck?

Missing 's' stymies would be bond frauds. An ex-Scotland Yard egghead has been tossed into the slammer for authenticating $2.5 trillion dollars in bogus US Treasury Bonds.


Justifiable chipicide

Bar owner arrested for publicly executing DELL laptop.

IT had it coming
IT had it coming
IT only had ITSELF to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen IT
I betcha you would
Have dome the same
(with apologies to CELL BLOCK TANGO lyricist Fred Ebb)!


Bulawayo - Day 1

Zimbabwe v West Indies - 2nd Test

Toss: West Indies, Windies elected to bat
West Indies: 282/3 (63.0 ov)
RR: 4.48

Hinds at 81, threw his wicket away, again, when he went chasing after one of Price's deliveries.
Rain interrupts play.
At stumps,Lara not out on 77 (50 runs in 53 balls), and Ramnaresh Sarwan, 46.


5 Ninjas, 1 Kitten and a Fifth of Vodka!