Friday, November 21, 2003

THIS WOULD BE FUNNY IF IT WEREN'T SO SAD

Cops try to help man fix flat; man asphyxiates while trying to conceal a bag of weed.


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A POX ON ALL YOUR HOUSES

okay, that's not funny either. Brazilian car thieves make off with vials of cholera and thyhoid.


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LET THIS BE A WARNING TO - SOMEBODY

San Francisco man out on bond in spam rage case. The computer programmer took exception to being harassed by penile enhancement spam (I know how he feels, just imagine, I don't even have one), threatening to torture and kill those responsible. Okay, he may have gone a bit far with that.

5 Ninjas, 1 Kitten and a Fifth of Vodka!