Tuesday, November 25, 2003

WELL GOOD!

Wannabe Klansman gets shot in head during initiation.

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NOW IT'S DONKEY MEAT?

Where's the beef? What has been described as a gang of butchers and vets in Algeria has been busted for passing off tons of donkey meat as beef during Ramadan.

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MORE STUPID CRIMINAL NEWS

Ladies and gentlemen, step right up. You've heard of him, so now's your chance to see him. Presenting The Dish Towel Bandit! I kid you not. Tacoma police are looking for:

"...a white man, around 40 years old, 5 feet 10 inches, and weighing 180 pounds. Police say he's dirty, scruffy, and was wearing dark blue jeans, a blue t-shirt, a light blue jean jacket and brown cowboy boots. And, as luck would have it, you can see his full face from camera surveillance video (D'oh!)

Oh yeah, and don't forget about the dish towel." There's more...

5 Ninjas, 1 Kitten and a Fifth of Vodka!