What happens when you piss your caddie off in the middle of an Australian PGA tour qualifier? You get to carry your own bag!
TRAVEL ALERT!
When in Belgium...hmmm...take a cab. "Belgian man charged with speeding at 1,154mph".
and
When in Cologne, be prepared to pay the "pleasure tax" if you want to get a little professional somethin' somethin'.
STUPID CRIMINAL ALERT!
Tip. As a matter of professional pride, shoplifters in the know do not ever need to ask the vic for help.
OUTRAGE!
As a card carrying caffeine addict, I demand the swift apprehension of the culinary terrorist responsible for this:-
"When Mary Rickard opened a can labeled Maxwell House coffee Tuesday, the container was full of creamy peanut butter instead of coffee granules. Her son then examined the 34.5-ounce coffee container and found a 4-pound Jif jar wedged inside the otherwise empty coffee can."
SAY IT AIN'T SO GRANDPA
Sixty-three year old athlete slapped with 2 year ban for steroid use.
posted by dorna! @ 10:48 am
