Relatives of 911 victims are understandably upset over "New York Defender", an online game in which you aim to shoot airliners out of the sky before they hit WTC towers. I'm upset too,
BETWEEN 'EM THEY'VE GOT A PAIR
What was the first lesson of Sesame Street? All together now, CO-OPER-A-TION! Twenty-six inmates break out of a Brazilian prisons, including two one-legged prisoners.
TRAVEL ALERT! (Holiday Edition)
When playing Santa in the Caribbean, wear shorts and a wife beater!
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When shoplifting in Paris, beware the rollerblading cop squad.
THE NOOKY HANDBOOK
The Mission
- You're a married woman who needs to slip away for a little somethin' somethin'.
The Game Plan
- Get husband to take you to the movie.
- Tell him you need to "pop into a nearby shop" during intermission.
- Instead of the Quick-E-Mart, head over to your man's crib.
- Stay the night (might as well enjoy yourself).
- Call hubby in the morning, explain that you got snatched.
- Have the
dumb***, err, dear pick you up at an unrelated location.
(Warning, the likely hood of you pulling this off without getting busted, literally, is slim to none.)
posted by dorna! @ 12:51 pm
