Your Honour! That's Guilty. Not, NOT guilty!
STUPID CRIMINAL ALERT!
Tip. It is imperative when making your escape from a B & E, or whatever, to not try to use a cop's car as the getaway vehicle.
"For me to be in that place, at that time, in that car, everything must have been in alignment," Maxfield said.
EEK! A BUG!
When will y'all ever learn? Man VS roach, roach wins! Everytime.
"Some homeowners trying to rid their home of roaches rid themselves of a home...when they set-off 19 roach bombs in their 700-square foot home."
HAVE MOTOR, WILL TRAVEL
Eighty-one year old Norweigan causes a stir when he goes off for a hair cut on his wheelchair.
WELL THAT BITES!
It's just wrong to accomplish a near super human feat and not have it recorded for posterity. After consuming enough grog to kill himself twice over; a Lativan man in all likelyhood won't remember any of it and the Guinness Book of Records won't acknowlege it.