Thursday, December 18, 2003

EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITY

Like hockey? Like to fight? Well..."Hockey Contest to Give $50,000 for On-Ice Brawling."
"We'll have medical and dental people on hand to fix guys up if they need to be fixed up,"
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POTENTIAL COUNTRY AND WESTERN LYRICS

A swamp, 1 hunter, 3 firefighters, a cop and his dog...

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WHEN PERVS ATTACK!

Full figured, oh hell, 275 pound hooker exacts a little street justice on would be rapist.

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MORE CORPORATE SKIN-FLINTERY

What do you given a super honest customer who returns hundreds if not thousands of dollars to you? A thank-you letter and fifty dollars in Mickey Dees gift certificates.

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A MAN'S GOTTA DO, WHAT A MAN'S GOTTA DO

Father makes history, charges himself with incest in bid to clear his name.

5 Ninjas, 1 Kitten and a Fifth of Vodka!