Wednesday, December 03, 2003

*HIC* FILES

Canadian who got the sack for showing up to work drunk and toting a sawed off shot gut wants his job back.

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ONE MILLION, pennies!

After forty years collector cashes in his penny collection.

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LASSIE COME HOME

Lab and chow mix resurfaces after six year absence.

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THOU SHALT NOT - SPEAK GAY AT SCHOOL

Seven year old Louisiana boy is punished by his teacher for telling classmate his mother was gay.

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AWWWWWW

Lonely baby baluga looking for companion. Likes divers, lobster fishermen and rolling around in air bubbles.

5 Ninjas, 1 Kitten and a Fifth of Vodka!