Wednesday, December 24, 2003

HOW COME STUFF LIKE THIS NEVER HAPPENS DOWN HERE?

Japanese man tosses one million yen out of window.

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MORE NEKID POLITICIANS!

This time it's Singapore. MP Steve Chia steps down amidst nudie pics scandal involving his live-in maid.

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AY MADRE!

What happens when you lose a screw in a nuclear reactor?

I'd rather not think about it.

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TRAVEL ALERT!

You wouldn't think it, but Norway is a perilous place. Case in point:-"'Dead' moose attacked hunter"

And if that wasn't bad enough, careful you don't get jacked by the gas station robbing bull terrier.

But, if you're of the female persuasion you may want to consider Japan. "Skynet Asia Airways is offering all-male cabin service...between Tokyo and the resort town of Miyazaki..."

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MORE NEWS OF NAUGHTY BITS!

"Argentine police are reportedly hunting for Diego Maradona's missing penis."

5 Ninjas, 1 Kitten and a Fifth of Vodka!