Sunday, December 21, 2003

A JURY OF YOUR PEERS, BOLLOCKS!

In a move sure to raise ire from certain quarters, authorities in Delhi, are setting up special courts to handle rape cases which will be prosecuted and judged by women.

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YOU KNOW, SWORDS INTO PLOWSHARES, AND ALL OF THAT

What used to be home to a notorious Atlanta strip club will now house church.

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WOMENISTS HAVE NOTHING ON THESE BROADS

When 6000 women call a 2 month sex strike things get done. Of course, it doesn't hurt to take a bunch of guys hostage as well.

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OOOH, MORE NAUGHTY PICS!

Tonè. I never thought the day would come when I'd hear the words Lara, cricket and sex in the same sentence. That just goes to show you how much I know.

"West Indies cricket captain Brian Lara could soon find his name dragged into a legal battle surrounding his sex life."

It would appear that the Windies cricket maven is also not too bad in the bedroom (or on the beach, or on the front lawn) and has a penchant for grapes and mangoes; at least according to former ho girlfriend, Lynssey Ward. Ward, for no apparent reason is currently seeking legal advice over a home-made skin flick which she claims they made together.

Which leads us to; the dos and don'ts of using tropical fruit", specifically mangoes, for erm non-culinary purposes.

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AND...'CAUSE, IT'S LIKE SUNDAY AND I HAVEN'T FOUND ANY SAUCY SCREENSHOTS OF LARA YET...

grassroots activist
You are a Grassroots Activist. Anti-capitalist,
anti-patrist, anti-authoritarian, whatever,
you're just fuckin' anti. You probably tell
people you hate postmodernism, but that
assertion elides the complex interdependencies
among academic poststructuralism and street-
level activism. You don't bathe regularly, and
know at least one person who has scabbies.


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