At least not from the two 'scientists' who've drawn up what they call "A formula to host the perfect party...".
I DON'T NEED NO STINKING DIRECTIONS!
In what turned out to be the Greyhound bus ride from hell, passengers had to resort to calling in the cops when the lost bus driver refused to ask for directions.
'Tis the season to be guilty. Car thief returns stolen car and throws in an appology to boot.
Good will towards all men, even those you jack. French thieves drive vic 185 miles home for Christmas dinner.
WHY ASK WHY?
Authorities in Norway are still trying to figure out why a young man decided to torch himself on the steps of Parliament building Friday.
JEFFERSON COME HOME
Jefferson, a 5 year old orange tabby has been found after having gone missing 2 months ago from a Delta flight.
THE NOOKY HANDBOOK
Having yourself shot in the groin is guaranteed to repel, that's repel not attract, the obect of your affections.