You could always check the dumpster.
TRAVEL ALERT!
When in South Africa, you might want to skip writing to Santa.
BEER, BEER, BEER!
Even CD's sound more interesting after a few.
GRATITUOUS BLONDE JOKE
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says? "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Canada and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!!!!!!
WINDIES IN SOUTH AFRICA
1st Test - Day 3 - Stumps
- South Africa 561
- West Indies 363/6 (121.0 ov)
- West Indies avoid the follow-on but trail by 198 runs with four wickets remaining in the first innings.
- Lara drags the Windies innings along by his teeth, accumulating 178 not out.
posted by dorna! @ 1:38 pm
