Monday, December 29, 2003

SARWAN AND CHANDERPAUL SALVAGE PRIDE

That's what the Cricinfo headline says, but who are we kidding here. South Africa opened up a can of whoop ass and the Windies were comprehensively spanked by a far more disciplined, motivated and dare I say, talented team. I'm depressed and I don't want to talk about it. Go Leafs!

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LET'S HEAR IT FOR HIGHER EDUCATION

That there book learning ain't all it's cracked up to be. Three frat boys proved the adage "Stupid is, as stupid does." true; when they caught, killed and ate a "possibly rabid raccoon".

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DO YOU KNOW WHO SHE IS?

Authorities have all but given up trying to figure out the identity of an unidentified Western woman who was found in a Himalayan cave 8 months ago.

The middle aged woman, who speaks little, has been placed in a home for destitute women.

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SMART BUGS?

Scientists genetically modify the cold virus to kill cancer.
"When the virus infects cells, it takes the altered genes with it, and those genes attack cancer cells while leaving normal cells intact,"
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RODENT DRAFTEES

"Giant rats in Sub-Saharan Africa are being trained to sniff out tuberculosis in humans. The rats have already been successfully used to detect land mines by their odour."

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TRAVEL ALERT!

Look, I've warned you people about travelling to Norway before; but if you insist, beware the suicidal moose!

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MISUNDERSTOOD?

The ad said:-
"Three-hour quickie! Extra Christmas money. Cash upon completion. Ready right now."
Staight forward. One for the 'Nooky Handbook' if you ask me. Well what else could it mean?

5 Ninjas, 1 Kitten and a Fifth of Vodka!