Shultz (a three year old weimaraner, in case you're wondering) is back in the extremely devoted arms of his daddy. Missing for three months, the dog cost Craig Hughes $4,000 in ads and rewards, and a cross country re-location.
Here he comes to save the day! WEINER DOG!
Eight year old dachshund leads owner to missing boy! Eat your heart out Lassie.
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO FAMILY VALUES?
June Cleaver would have never done this:
"...the case of the soccer mom hookers...Police in Redondo Beach say they've busted a suburban prostitution ring...of...Married women and mothers..."
Meanwhile over in Florida...
A cop may soon hit the bread line because of his strip club owning wife.
OH YEAH, THAT'LL SHOW HER
How do you put a quarrelsome wife in her place? Chop you own whatsit off.
Attention! When travelling to Australia next year, beware the killer wasps and the errant airplane windows!
"AVIATION investigators are looking into how a window fell off an aircraft and plunged into a Perth garden."