"Why is the disease threatening our health and our economy called "mad cow"? Cows are innocent herbivores that would never knowingly consume the rendered remains of their fellow creatures. Perhaps the malady should instead be called ad executive, mad bureaucrat, mad lobbyist, mad cattleman or mad politician thus paying due homage to all those who vacillated when the nation was confronted by an obvious and preventable threat."
IS THERE A DOCTOR ON BOARD?
Where's the best place to get the Big One? On a plane up to its flaps in cardiologists.
MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN? or NOTHING SAYS I LOVE YOU LIKE HOMICIDE
Want to show your man how you really feel? Well, you could get him a pair of cufflinks or detail his truck. Or better yet, how 'bout gunning down his 'ex' the day after the nuptials?
LET THE TRASH TALK BEGIN
"Wimp" Bizkit (ouch) gets seriously slagged after backing out of it's South Asia tour dates.
TRAVEL ALERT!
Be advised, those bobbies take their policing seriously. "Boy arrested over treehouse"
posted by dorna! @ 3:28 pm
