Friday, December 26, 2003

STUPID CRIMINAL ALERT!

Tip. What goes in, must come out. "A would-be jewel thief who swallowed a 1.5 carat diamond ring has been forced by nature to give up the evidence..."

And...

Not even a good song will get you out of a 12 year stretch, especially if you're the twice convicted robber of the same Taco Bell.

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NEVERMIND, JUST A LITTLE 'DOMESTIC'

Man drinks cattle dip to escape nagging wife.

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NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHED

Thai man in hospital after being strangled by 4 metre long python while he was "transporting it for release in a national park".

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WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF INSENSITIVITY

A South African youth has been traumatized twice over when he was laughed out of a police station during an attempt to report an alledged sexual assault at gun point by three women.
"The youth claims that after this, the women said welcome to the world of Aids..."
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WHATEVER HAPPENED TO DETENTION?

The village of Murma is in shock over the brutal killings of two young boys by their teacher. His motive for killing the 10 and 6 year old brothers? They'd apparently ditched class one too many times for his liking. I wonder, why?

5 Ninjas, 1 Kitten and a Fifth of Vodka!