New Yorker Shalom Gelbman likes playing pretend. Gelbman's problems began when he got it into his head to impersonate a cop and pull over a car for a 'moving violation'. Bad luck about the driver being a state trooper and all.
PISSY LAWYER RED IN FACE
Counsel for Gregory Fronimos, a lawyer on trial for laving a co-worker's office equipment in urine, is attempting to have the case dismissed; saying his client doesn't want the "embarrassing allegations that detail Fronimos' actions" made public.
GET A GRIP!
A 13 year old boy who gave an unsolicited hickey may dodge an assault rap, (you heard me) provided he appologises.
Armin Meiwes is the tip of the iceberg?
"He then cancelled our meeting saying he had found cannibals who agreed to eat him as part of a Russian Orthodox Christmas feast. I got back to him afterwards to see if perhaps the appointment didn’t work out... but there was never a reply."Read more... Caution, it doesn't get any better.
An admitted stalker says her shrink manipulated her into performing certain therapeutic techniques of her own contrivance. The doctor, now facing a disciplinary hearing over her charges of sexual abuse, alledgedly encouraged her to among other things, regularly masturbate herself to orgasm on the floor of his office.