Tuesday, December 09, 2003

STUPID CRIMINAL FILES

New Yorker Shalom Gelbman likes playing pretend. Gelbman's problems began when he got it into his head to impersonate a cop and pull over a car for a 'moving violation'. Bad luck about the driver being a state trooper and all.

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PISSY LAWYER RED IN FACE

Counsel for Gregory Fronimos, a lawyer on trial for laving a co-worker's office equipment in urine, is attempting to have the case dismissed; saying his client doesn't want the "embarrassing allegations that detail Fronimos' actions" made public.

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GET A GRIP!

A 13 year old boy who gave an unsolicited hickey may dodge an assault rap, (you heard me) provided he appologises.

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*SIGH*

Armin Meiwes is the tip of the iceberg?
"He then cancelled our meeting saying he had found cannibals who agreed to eat him as part of a Russian Orthodox Christmas feast. I got back to him afterwards to see if perhaps the appointment didn’t work out... but there was never a reply."
Read more... Caution, it doesn't get any better.

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CRYING WOLF

An admitted stalker says her shrink manipulated her into performing certain therapeutic techniques of her own contrivance. The doctor, now facing a disciplinary hearing over her charges of sexual abuse, alledgedly encouraged her to among other things, regularly masturbate herself to orgasm on the floor of his office.

5 Ninjas, 1 Kitten and a Fifth of Vodka!