Tip. No armed robbery on an empty stomach.
CAN WE SAY, FRAME-UP?
This blog is forced to issue a retraction. She didn't do it. Dottie, Princess Anne's much slandered bull terrier has been cleared of the fatal attack on Queen Elizabeth's prized corgi. It's official,Buckingham Palace (ridiculous I know) says it was a case of mistaken identity. The aged Pharos (that's the corgi, for those of you keeping track) was in fact done in by Florence.
PYRO POSSUMS
In news from the place next door to the land down under; a pair of possums have been fingered as the culprits behind a massive scrub fire in Lyttelton, Sunday.
HELLUVA CHOICE TO HAVE TO MAKE
So you're tandem skydiving. Why? Nevermind that for the moment. You need to choose a partner. You're options are Homer Simpson or Dubya.
YES, BUT HOW'S THE PARKING?
"WANT to buy a largish island off France? Slightly used, with annex. Rains a bit. Trains often late. Nice gardens. Food dubious, but lots of places to drink. Yours for under five trillion pounds. Or 7.1 trillion euros. Or 8.8 trillion dollars."
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