Yes, "stupid is as stupid does" but that won't get you out of a 41 year stretch. Just ask Raymond Hernandez of New Mexico who's lost his appeal to a bank robbery conviction on the grounds that the crime was so stupid he must have been drunk.
UP A TREE WITHOUT A LADDER
Attention Catalin Pavel! Dude, from one cat lover to another, I ain't going up no damn tree for a cat.
"An animal lover has been plucked to safety by firemen after he became trapped for 24 hours after climbing up a tree to rescue a cat...only to discover he was scared of heights."
FUN WITH SHEEP
I'm afraid to ask why.
"Scottish farmer has spray painted her sheep in a bid to deter big cat attacks."
LIGHTENING STRIKES TWICE
Mother a son score twice on same slot machine eight months apart.
This dairy farmer could've used some of their good luck:
A SINGLE lightening strike...killed 13 prized dairy cows...in a "chain reaction".