Monday, December 22, 2003

STUPID CRIMINALS ALERT!

Yes, "stupid is as stupid does" but that won't get you out of a 41 year stretch. Just ask Raymond Hernandez of New Mexico who's lost his appeal to a bank robbery conviction on the grounds that the crime was so stupid he must have been drunk.

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UP A TREE WITHOUT A LADDER

Attention Catalin Pavel! Dude, from one cat lover to another, I ain't going up no damn tree for a cat.
"An animal lover has been plucked to safety by firemen after he became trapped for 24 hours after climbing up a tree to rescue a cat...only to discover he was scared of heights."
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FUN WITH SHEEP

I'm afraid to ask why.



And

"Scottish farmer has spray painted her sheep in a bid to deter big cat attacks."

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LIGHTENING STRIKES TWICE

Mother a son score twice on same slot machine eight months apart.

This dairy farmer could've used some of their good luck:
A SINGLE lightening strike...killed 13 prized dairy cows...in a "chain reaction".

5 Ninjas, 1 Kitten and a Fifth of Vodka!