Saturday, December 13, 2003

TRAVEL ALERT (Criminal Activity Advisory)

When in Bakersfield, California, be careful or Sheriff's Deputies will kick your ass!

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WHEN SANTA'S HELPER GOES NUTTER?

Fjoesnisse attacks 13 year old boy who tried to pet his chicken.
"I was a little curious. The hen didn't look like a normal hen," Joakim said. "She looked incredibly soft. I tried to pet her but she was so quick that she hopped away."


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T'IS THE SEASON (and all the crap)

I'm here for you, y'all know this to be true. So to get you ready for the new year, a few helpful pointers for all you wanna be masters/mistresses of the universe.

5 Ninjas, 1 Kitten and a Fifth of Vodka!