When in Bakersfield, California, be careful or Sheriff's Deputies will kick your ass!
WHEN SANTA'S HELPER GOES NUTTER?
Fjoesnisse attacks 13 year old boy who tried to pet his chicken.
"I was a little curious. The hen didn't look like a normal hen," Joakim said. "She looked incredibly soft. I tried to pet her but she was so quick that she hopped away."
T'IS THE SEASON (and all the crap)
I'm here for you, y'all know this to be true. So to get you ready for the new year, a few helpful pointers for all you wanna be masters/mistresses of the universe.
- Evil on a Budget.
- I'm Steve, and I'm a super villain.
- The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord
- How to become a sucessful super villain.
- Your online source for everything evil.
- Play World Dominiation.
- So you've decided to be evil.
- Find out how evil your website is. (Some of us have alot of work to do.)
- Easy Ways to Spot Super Villains (Take due note)