Saturday, December 13, 2003

TRAVEL ALERT (Criminal Activity Advisory)

When in Bakersfield, California, be careful or Sheriff's Deputies will kick your ass!



Fjoesnisse attacks 13 year old boy who tried to pet his chicken.
"I was a little curious. The hen didn't look like a normal hen," Joakim said. "She looked incredibly soft. I tried to pet her but she was so quick that she hopped away."


T'IS THE SEASON (and all the crap)

I'm here for you, y'all know this to be true. So to get you ready for the new year, a few helpful pointers for all you wanna be masters/mistresses of the universe.

5 Ninjas, 1 Kitten and a Fifth of Vodka!