Tuesday, December 16, 2003

TRAVEL ALERT!

When consigned to a Danish prison, you will have to pay for your own Viagra. (One question. They're in jail, what do they need Viagra for?)

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ATTA BOYS!

Norway's sprinting squad has gone the full monty for charity.

Hmmm... Yes, very nice.

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EVERYTHING, INCLUDING THE KITCHEN SINK

Industriousness should be lauded, don't you think? Patrick Corby raised the bar for thievery when he he used power tools to steal an entire kitchen.

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STUPID CRIMINAL ALERT (quite possibly a *HIC* FILES entry as well)

Tip it is not advisable to call in 'the man' to report the ongoing theft of your ganja crop.

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WINDIES IN SOUTH AFRICA

Nevermind...

5 Ninjas, 1 Kitten and a Fifth of Vodka!