An Australian woman has been slapped with dangerous driving charges after deciding that the best way to stop her car's rear door from swinging open was to tie it to her kid's baby carrier. Did I mention that the baby was in the carrier at the time?
I have become comfortably numb.A Louisiana man has become a walking public service ad for moderate drinking. The unidentified man was apparently so drunk that he failed to notice the gun shot wound in his leg for ten hours.
Just a little pinprick.
There'll be no more ...Aaaaaahhhhh!
But you may feel a little sick.
Can you stand up?
- Pink Floyd,Comfortably Numb
STUPID CRIMINALS ALERT! (Saint Lucian Edition)
Tip. When robbing an armoured van be sure to get cash. Not the driver's lunch. Oh, and try not to use your own car.
For future reference, look to these two enterprising gentlemen:-
- "Bank robber armed with politeness usually gets the loot."
- "Serial robber uses pencil-drawn moustache as disguise."
NEVERMIND, JUST A LITTLE 'DOMESTIC'
So your husband's a royal pain in the hind quarters? Want to teach him a lesson? Run down the street nekid. Well, it's a thought.
DOG EAT DOG
Corgi VS bull terrier. Bull Terrier wins. Princess Anne's bull terrier Dottie (known for it's anger management issues) takes out Queen's corgi, Pharos.