Tuesday, December 02, 2003

Why you shouldn't join the DO NOT CALL LIST

Developed under the principle of fighting fire with fire; here is the EGBG anti-telemarketing counterscript.

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WHATEVER HAPPENED TO HASH BROWNIES?

German cookery teacher gets dosed by amphetamine laced pudding.

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THOU SHALT NOT - HAVE AN OPINION

Save The Children UK ends up in hot water over criticisms of coalition force activities the Iraq.

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WEINER DOG SAVED BY HOTDOG

Long-haired dachshund is returned thirty-seven days after being washed over-board.

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*HIC* FILES or STUPID CRIMINAL ALERT, you decide

Edmonton robber too drunk to finish job, cops find him passed out on floor of video store.

5 Ninjas, 1 Kitten and a Fifth of Vodka!