Wednesday, February 11, 2004

BOW BOW BOW YIPPIE YAY YIPPIE YAH?

Darbydale's All Rise Pouchcove aka Josh is Top Dog


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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHY?

Nevermind "'Til death do us part". Ask her if she'll marry you even if you're dead.
"The deceased groom, a former policeman identified as Eric, was not present at the ceremony. He was killed by a drunk driver in September 2002."
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STUPID CRIMINAL FILES

*sigh* It's the incompetence I can't stand.
"Once we saw the video, we though it would be fairly easy to catch him," Little Rock police Sgt. Terry Hastings said Monday. "We prefer that criminals wear bright-colored clothes."
And...
"A burglar who parked his getaway scooter outside a jewellers was caught when it was stolen."
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SOAPBOX

Now to the important news. Saint Lucia's Ministry of Finance is about to take STEPS. No, no, this is not about the economy silly, it's the flag; the national flag that is.

Measures already put in place by the Ministry of Finance are expected to put a halt to the problems experienced with the varying colours of blue of the St. Lucian flag on the island.
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NOOKY HANDBOOK/TRAVEL ALERT!

In the market for some "Wham, bam, thank you Ma'am" type sex? Then Norway's the place to be.

And might I suggest a career in the Tourism Industry?

5 Ninjas, 1 Kitten and a Fifth of Vodka!