FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHY?
Nevermind "'Til death do us part". Ask her if she'll marry you even if you're dead.
"The deceased groom, a former policeman identified as Eric, was not present at the ceremony. He was killed by a drunk driver in September 2002."
STUPID CRIMINAL FILES
*sigh* It's the incompetence I can't stand.
"Once we saw the video, we though it would be fairly easy to catch him," Little Rock police Sgt. Terry Hastings said Monday. "We prefer that criminals wear bright-colored clothes."And...
"A burglar who parked his getaway scooter outside a jewellers was caught when it was stolen."
Now to the important news. Saint Lucia's Ministry of Finance is about to take STEPS. No, no, this is not about the economy silly, it's the flag; the national flag that is.
Measures already put in place by the Ministry of Finance are expected to put a halt to the problems experienced with the varying colours of blue of the St. Lucian flag on the island.
NOOKY HANDBOOK/TRAVEL ALERT!
In the market for some "Wham, bam, thank you Ma'am" type sex? Then Norway's the place to be.
And might I suggest a career in the Tourism Industry?