- Fan rubs Brian May autograph off of prize guitar.
- Girl's birthday celebration goes sour when she's locked in pub.
STUPID CRIMINAL FILES
- Nevermind 'The Devil made me do it'; 48 cons in Indian jail say politicians tricked them into committing crimes, including rape, arson and murder.
- Scrap metal thief leaves tell tale footprint in cow pie.
NOOKY HANDBOOK (Cautionary Tales)
Three-way tryst lands Isreali soldiers in jail.
SAY WHAT?
- 'Be careful what you wish for' or 'don't tempt fate'. Insert proverb of your choice. Turkish soccer commentator gets shot after daring critics to kill him.
"The worst they can do is kill me. Whoever dares can come and try and take my life. But it's not that easy . . . he who has the guts to shut me up, he who has the heart, the courage to do this, please let him come. But my flesh is thick. It's not so easy to bite."
- Cash strapped Germany to build 165 feet of frog and toad tunnels.
"The project will offer safe passage to an estimated 4,000 amphibians each year, ministry officials said."
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