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"The pair will have no maps or phones and the winner will be completely at the mercy of the tribesmen."
STUPID CRIMINAL FILES
Tips to Evade Capture:
- Do not phone in bomb threats from your own mobile.
- Do not plan your bank heist à la Ordinary Decent Criminal.
- Do not show up at your buddies' trial if you are implicated.
- And, finally; do lose weight before you attempt a grocery store B&E through a ceiling vent.
NOOKY HANDBOOK/TRAVEL ALERT!
We again visit Norway, the world leader in casual sex, to learn of colour coded f**k bracelets!?
"The bracelets are very popular in elementary and junior high schools...And...
Black: Sex, coital or oral
Orange: : Necking. Bare breasts
Yellow: : Sex. French kissing
Blue: : Oral sex
Red: : Body contact
White: : Friendship
Green: : Give a flower
Pink: : Give a hug"
Please take note, oral sex is still illegal in Singapore.
"There are countries where you can go and suck away for all you are worth," the judge said. "People in high places do it for all they're worth. I'm not an expert, but you read about it in the papers. But this is Asia."