FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHY?

Indian couple give home up to pet horse.

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UPDATE

Reg 'I want to live with cannibals' Barker has found a sponsor! Zoo Weekly is now going to pay some dumb***, er, would-be adventurer £2,000 to spend two weeks with him in Papua New Guinea. Key quote:

"The pair will have no maps or phones and the winner will be completely at the mercy of the tribesmen."

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STUPID CRIMINAL FILES

Tips to Evade Capture:

• Do not phone in bomb threats from your own mobile.




• Do not plan your bank heist à la Ordinary Decent Criminal.


• Do not show up at your buddies' trial if you are implicated.


• And, finally; do lose weight before you attempt a grocery store B&E through a ceiling vent.

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NOOKY HANDBOOK/TRAVEL ALERT!

We again visit Norway, the world leader in casual sex, to learn of colour coded f**k bracelets!?

"The bracelets are very popular in elementary and junior high schools...

Black: Sex, coital or oral

Orange: : Necking. Bare breasts

Yellow: : Sex. French kissing

Blue: : Oral sex

Red: : Body contact

White: : Friendship

Green: : Give a flower

Pink: : Give a hug"

And...

Please take note, oral sex is still illegal in Singapore.

"There are countries where you can go and suck away for all you are worth," the judge said. "People in high places do it for all they're worth. I'm not an expert, but you read about it in the papers. But this is Asia."

posted by dorna! @ 12:01 am