Friday, February 06, 2004

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHY?
Three livestock exhibitors at last year's Ohio State Fair have been disqualified for allegedly outfitting their Holstein cows with hairpieces.

Moo?

What's next, an all Bovine Hair club?

In more cow related news...
Friesian on the lam from wedding ceremony, wanders into bank. This is the part I'm having trouble with:
When farmers in the rural region marry, the new bride traditionally milks a cow to prove her skills in the homestead economy.
Eh? What?
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