Wednesday, February 04, 2004

GRANDPA MARRIED A b****

Forget rabbit's feet a seventy-five year old Nepalese man wed a dog for luck!
"He believed that this would help him avoid great misfortune later in life. However, he died a few days afterward," the state-run daily Gorkhapatra said.
Sounds like it worked out to me. He ain't got no troubles now.

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CAN WE SAY WARGAMES?



American schoolboy hacks nuclear weapons facility.

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CRICKETER STEPS IN IT!

Kiwi finds "himself fielding at deep, deep fine leg after the earth on a cricket ground collapsed beneath his feet and dropped him into a hole filled with hot water."

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GANGA CULTIVATION 101

BBC inadvertantly gives 'how to' on weed farming.


"We thought the caller had said cabbages and if you look it up on the Internet there is a variety called the Northern Lights," she said.

"So this is where the confusion started and all the way through the interview we were talking about cabbages.

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TRAVEL ALERT!

Ivette Santa Maria

No means no, except when you're a Peruvian beauty queen in Gabon.

5 Ninjas, 1 Kitten and a Fifth of Vodka!