Thursday, February 05, 2004

HE WAS A QUIET MAN...A VERY QUIET MAN...

Man discovers brother's "sudden death" 18 months later.

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STUPID CRIMINAL FILES!



Note to self, don't ask cop for help if you misplace your weed.

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SOAPBOX
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DOH!
Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,
Then one day he was shootin at some food,
And up through the ground came a bubblin crude.

Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.

The Ballad of Jed Clampet-Paul Henning

East Texas woman strikes oil in WC.

5 Ninjas, 1 Kitten and a Fifth of Vodka!