Saturday, February 14, 2004

HOWEVER DID I MISS THIS ONE? (Valentine's Day Edition)

A man who tried to set fire to his home to avoid having sex with his wife has been given a two year stretch.

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CLICKEZ ICI



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SOAPBOX
“Unfortunately when it comes to love, trying is always trying too hard: work doesn’t work. Erotically, play is what works.’’

"Marriage is an institution not unlike other social institutions like factories, schools, barracks and prisons with which the state regulates its citizenry."
Against Love : A Polemic, by Laura Kipnis
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STUPID CRIMINAL FILES

So you got busted, it could happen to the best. Should you have the good fortune to effect an escape; this blog does not advise trying to hide out in a tree, 20 feet above water, in the dead of winter.

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LET'S HEAR IT FOR INSENSITIVITY

A young Texas boy's parents are understandable pissed after two teachers used his deformity as a teaching aid.

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UPDATE

Peruvian beauty queen Ivette Santa Maria tells all about her misadventure in Gabon.

"I told him I was not a prostitute, that I was a Miss Peru. I started to cry and panicked."

5 Ninjas, 1 Kitten and a Fifth of Vodka!