Anton, a German wire-haired dachshund, "has sparked a police search involving six squad cars after vanishing into the sewers" of Luebeck.
TRAVEL ALERT! (When Animals Attack Edition)
Blind Great Horned Owl gets contacts in ground breaking surgery.
'TIL LOVE DO US PART...
Or, until I forget you at a service station.
"An elderly German motorist didn't realise he'd left his wife at a service station until he completed his journey an hour later."
"Mad Carb", a definition:
"Technically known as insanitus carbohydratum, the disorder leads a subject to vehemently shun breads, potatoes and other carb-laden foods in favor of those brimming with protein and fat."
Jeff Daniels, STL Today