Singletons Update! Ladies Henry Swerdloff is available. Act now while quantities last.
And once that whole monogamy thing gets old (Hah, get it? Old?), here are 91 ways to cheat on your partner.
If you have the misfortune of being incarcerated while visiting Rio for this year's jump up be sure to look for the hole, and beware the Bible thumping AA pilot on your way home.
Oh, and ladies, when in Norway skip the stilettos.
MAKING VALENTINE'S DAY LIKE REALLY SPECIAL
Nothing says 'I Love You' like a flash frozen dearly departed.
"On top of the grave you can set a plant, that is taking advantage of the nutrients in the 'compost',"