Friday, February 13, 2004

NOOKY HANDBOOK

Word to the wise, if you're getting a little somethin' somethin' on the side do not tape your tristes; and for the love of God, if you do, don't put 'em on the net!
"A Greek man has found a video of his wife having sex with her lover, while he surfed an internet pornography site."
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QUOTE OF THE WEEK

Real men wear skirts!

During a protest to "end the tyranny of trousers" this pro-skirt gentleman said:
"The male bird is always the pretty one, not the female," another participant, 27-year-old Chris Taylor, told the Times. "Why can't the male human being dress with style and color?"
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STUPID CRIMINALS FILES

This blog is all for job satisfaction, but strongly advises against arsonists composing songs chronicling their exploits.

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GOOD TUCKER?

Parcel of German teachers hospitalized after eating a cake seasoned with grass.

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SOMEBODY DROPPED THE BALL

Indian court hands down life imprisonment sentence to dead woman.

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CLICKEZ ICI

5 Ninjas, 1 Kitten and a Fifth of Vodka!