"Verily I say unto thee, thou shalt by no means come out thence, till thou hast paid the uttermost farthing."Six Romanian nuns skip out on stack of bills.
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Cabbie busted for watching porn on the job.
"Police said the 35-year old man from Clifton Park, New York, was watching a adult movie called "Chocolate Foam"...while driving his Mercedes Benz...when he was spotted by an officer at a stop light."
'TIL DEATH DO US PART...
Or until you hide guns and ammo in oven and neglect to tell me...
Or until some dumb*** sets off a grenade.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHY?
Moscovite gets penis trapped in padlock? But not to worry 'cause"
"His penis will be bent to one side but it will still function."Well thank God for that, I was worried there for a minute.