Monday, February 23, 2004

PSAs?

Attention all Botswana suicides! Would you please use trees, not trains?

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WOW

Tongan king reaches out of court settlement with his court jester.

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UNMITIGATED CHUTZPAH


Indian doctors caught hawking magic potion.
"...the trio were posing as genetic and sex specialists and duped couples into believing they had a magic potion that would assure the birth of a male child..."
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5 Ninjas, 1 Kitten and a Fifth of Vodka!