Sunday, February 08, 2004


For all the singletons out there, a scientific analysis of you're going to die alone and miserable:
"Why I Will Never Have A Girlfriend"



While the cost of air travel has increased of late, This Blog strongly advises against the use of shipping crates!
"A man who tried to cut his travel costs by shipping himself across the US in a cargo crate has been given one year's probation."


Hey America! Look, it's an omigosh BREAST!

Ilona "La Cicciolina" Staller, former Italian MP and porn star faces obscenity charges over an alledged double tit flashing incident outside Parliament. What's the problem? It's not like she hasn't flashed 'em inside parliament.

And now this; from the chick who created Janet's 'that wasn't no damned wardrobe malfunction' outfit, Sam Hill:
"The breast cups are fixed and riveted and everything we make is of real solid construction...But it bothers me to hear people come out and say, 'I don't want my children to see a breast'. What did you feed your baby on?"


So you're a cop from Tipura (North East India) looking for some Rs.343,000 in missing money and you've hit a snag in your investigation. What do you do? What DO you DO? Why you call in the local witch doctor, that's what.

5 Ninjas, 1 Kitten and a Fifth of Vodka!