Friday, February 20, 2004


Mel's dad stirs up passions ahead of movie release.

Hutton Gibson, (father of Mel) on why he believes the Holocaust was a put up job:
"They claimed that there were 6.2 million (Jews) in Poland before the war and after the war there were 200,000, therefore he (Hitler) must have killed 6 million of them. They simply got up and left. They were all over the Bronx and Brooklyn and Sydney and Los Angeles."

Heinrich Himmler on the "Final Solution:
The difficult decision has to be taken, to cause this people to disappear from the earth."


Quite possibly the most satisfying 404 experience you'll ever have, complete with a paranoid server to boot.





Helpful ATM bandits leave trail for police.
"The officers followed the trail of parts — a sign that said "ATM," a back light for the sign and a phone cord leading to an apartment at 1111 Troy."


Vicki Miller has lost her beloved pet, Lil bit.
"She goes by the name 'Lil bit,' but she's anything but little. She's got black and brown skin, weighs 200 pounds and if she could stand she'd be 14 feet tall."


Beer, beer, beer, beer...

Norweigan National Guardsman trades 10,000 rounds of stolen ammo for 30 crates of beer.

5 Ninjas, 1 Kitten and a Fifth of Vodka!