Wednesday, February 18, 2004

SOAPBOX - Them's fightin' words

You say poe-tay-toe, I say poe-tah-toe...

  • "For better mental and cultural health, it's time we classified religious fundamentalism as a psychological disorder...People should be able to believe what they like, but only so long as their convictions don't harm others or, arguably, themselves. Fundamentalism, however, breeds fanaticism and often leads to terrible violence, injustice and inequality. If society can force drug addicts into rehabilitation because they're a danger to themselves and the public, then we should be able to compel religious fundamentalists to undergo treatment as well."
  • Need a personal Jesus, Allah, Budda...whatever. Well look no further 'cause God just got email.
    "...Bezeq telecommunications company announced on Monday that it is opening an email service for those who have a special request for God, and is thus expanding its existing service of faxing notes..."
    To contact your supreme being of choice send all mail to .



Irishwoman lives with sister's corpse for a year.



Tip. Should you decide to torch a Hell's Angels Club be at least sure that you torch the right one.


Father stands to rake in 10,000 BP from seven year old bet on his goalie son.



Indian tribal priest Bonjh Gope:"We are gathered here today to unite this man, Samir Mudiya..."

This Blog:"Man? Dude, he's like five!"

Indian tribal priest Bonjh Gope:"...and this bitch..."

This Blog:"Awww, be nice she's only a puppy."

Indian tribal priest Bonjh Gope:" the bonds of holy matrimony which is an honorable estate."

This Blog:"Hrumph! Nice one."

Indian tribal priest Bonjh Gope:"Into this, these two now come to be joined. If anyone present can show just and legal cause why they may not be joined, let them speak now or forever hold their peace."

This Blog:"Hang on a sec, I'm thinking. Hmmm, there is precedent."

5 Ninjas, 1 Kitten and a Fifth of Vodka!