Micheal Vaughan's boys, that is. Needless to say Yorkshire Soul is being insufferable about it and for some unknown reason I can't get his bleeding comment tool to co-operate so I can slag him proper.
As you well know I've been despairing for months over how to handle this particular invasion given the Windies', erm, difficulties. No more!
Salvo 1: English players throw hissy fit when told they must pay for favoured masseuse.
Low blow, well sure, but a girl's got to work with what she's got.
Bye the way, the WICB's diddled with the side again. Here's the new line-up:
That's right, Dillon, Drakes, Collins and Ganga have been given the boot. That squad's so full of young'uns that if they keep this up we'll be fielding 12 year olds with coconut branches by month's end.
- Paramedic given the sack for mishandling corpse.
- Health expert says Keith Richards "should have died in 1996". Hrmph, I wouldn't have given him past 1976 myself.
- From the "t'would be romantic if it weren't so damnably boneheaded" files:
Tajik coppers duel to the death. All I got to say is that it's the 21st century and we use lawsuits for that sort of thing these days.
The Bloggin' void... Oh the horrors! The numbers are in and the eggheads say only 2% to 7% of adult internet users blog. This is a bad thing? Have these people seen the multitude of cat-blogs out there?
"The impression out there is that a lot of the blog activity is very feverish," said Lee Rainie, the Pew project's director. "That's not the case. For most bloggers, it's not an all-consuming, all-the-time kind of experience."
Attention all male type persons planning to vacation in Turkmenistan. (More fool you...) Shave first!
"The country's president Saparmurat Niyazov announced that long hair, beards and moustaches will no longer be allowed."
STUPID CRIMINAL FILES
Look here, how many times do I have to rail against this sort of thing?