1st Test - Kinsgston, JA
Day two - West Indies 311 vs England 154-3
The action thus far:
- Devon Smith pulls Windie fat out of fire.
- Vaughan caught by Lara off of Edwards for 15. (Did yer hear that YSoul? Nope, I'm not above talking smack.)
- Early days yet, but the Windies do not suck.
- Torrential showers in the middle of Dry Season nearly washes out play after Tea.
- Spirited bowling, AKA, they're trying to knock each other's heads off.
- Lara done hurt himself.
"Keyboards, computer mice and telephone dials are more infested with microbes than toilet seats, according to a University of Arizona study."
What's with all these guys cutting off their what's-its?
- Clad in wooly hat and less 1 set of family jewels, man runs down British Columbia street screaming, "Repent, repent, fornicators."
- Jilted Nicaraguan hacks off appendage after failing to cut throat with machete.
From John Baez's The Crackpot Index -
A simple method for rating potentially revolutionary contributions to physics:
- A -5 point starting credit.
- 1 point for every statement that is widely agreed on to be false.
- 2 points for every statement that is clearly vacuous.
- 3 points for every statement that is logically inconsistent.
- 5 points for each such statement that is adhered to despite careful correction.
- 5 points for using a thought experiment that contradicts the results of a widely accepted real experiment.
- 5 points for each word in all capital letters (except for those with defective keyboards).
- 5 points for each mention of "Einstien", "Hawkins" or "Feynmann".
- 10 points for each claim that quantum mechanics is fundamentally misguided (without good evidence).
- 10 points for pointing out that you have gone to school, as if this were evidence of sanity.
NEKID POLITICIANS (well maybe not)
Dolly Buster AKA Katja-Nora Bochnickova
Just days after announcing her candidacy for the EU Parliament Dolly Buster has pulled out citing claustropobia. Armed with the slogan "Love each other and reproduce" the Czech porn queen had been running on the Czech Independent Erotic Initiative party ticket.