Sunday, March 07, 2004

DOH!

"An ecologically-acclaimed wetland in the grounds of a school in Taiwan turned out to be the product of a leaking water pipe."
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TRAVEL ALERT!

When in Devon beware the stalking cock pheasant.
"...Devon postman is facing a daily assault on his round - from a jealous pheasant."
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STUPID CRIMINALS FILES

Did you hear the one about the crook who shot himself in the foot?


No?
"...Brazilian crook shot himself in the foot while trying to burglarize a bar, then left a trail of blood that led police straight to his home..."
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NOOKY HANDBOOK

"Love is in the air
Everywhere I look around
Love is in the air
Every sight and every sound..."

-John Paul Young
Spring has sprung, which means the cops in a certain New Jersey town will be closing roads so that amphibians can engage in casual sex.

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CLICKEZ ICI

Monstor

5 Ninjas, 1 Kitten and a Fifth of Vodka!