Wednesday, March 03, 2004

NOOKY HANDBOOK (Lynching Edition)

German shrink prescribes cheating for long term relationships. Uhm hmm.

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'TIL DEATH DO US PART (But why wait that long?)

Sheesh. Woman loses ex-husband to mother then gets dumped by her 'baby's daddy' 4 days before wedding. But wait there's a happy ending!
"...the ceremony went ahead almost as planned on February 20 after her ex-boyfriend Daniel Innes, 18, stepped in to take Mr Knight's place."
Somebody better text message Jerry Springer about this lot. I'm thinking sweeps week.

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LORD LUV A DUCK!

Real Doll assembly line
"You must be a relatively well-to-do perv to own a Real Doll. Female versions start at $5,999, male versions at $6,999; custom options can cost thousands more. That's a lot of money, especially when you're probably the only person who'll ever know about the purchase. But according to the website, a great many of Real Dolls' customers don't even use the doll for sex. I've been thinking about it, and I could only come up with one economically viable non-sex use: being able to ride in the carpool lane. In the state of California, the minimum fine for traveling in the HOV lane without a passenger is $271. If your synthetic friend fools Ponch and John more than twenty-five times, he or she is actually saving you money. Score!"
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SAY WHAT? (An epidemic of nekidness)
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CLICKEZ ICI

Bitter Films

5 Ninjas, 1 Kitten and a Fifth of Vodka!