Wednesday, March 03, 2004

NOOKY HANDBOOK (Lynching Edition)

German shrink prescribes cheating for long term relationships. Uhm hmm.


'TIL DEATH DO US PART (But why wait that long?)

Sheesh. Woman loses ex-husband to mother then gets dumped by her 'baby's daddy' 4 days before wedding. But wait there's a happy ending!
"...the ceremony went ahead almost as planned on February 20 after her ex-boyfriend Daniel Innes, 18, stepped in to take Mr Knight's place."
Somebody better text message Jerry Springer about this lot. I'm thinking sweeps week.



Real Doll assembly line
"You must be a relatively well-to-do perv to own a Real Doll. Female versions start at $5,999, male versions at $6,999; custom options can cost thousands more. That's a lot of money, especially when you're probably the only person who'll ever know about the purchase. But according to the website, a great many of Real Dolls' customers don't even use the doll for sex. I've been thinking about it, and I could only come up with one economically viable non-sex use: being able to ride in the carpool lane. In the state of California, the minimum fine for traveling in the HOV lane without a passenger is $271. If your synthetic friend fools Ponch and John more than twenty-five times, he or she is actually saving you money. Score!"

SAY WHAT? (An epidemic of nekidness)


Bitter Films

5 Ninjas, 1 Kitten and a Fifth of Vodka!