- Chinese provincial government tosses "symmetrical breasts" rule.
- Woman misses chance to vote, was busy having group sex.
Directionally challenged ambulance crew hands patient the map.
Evolutionary scientist tries to predict female sexuality by "length ratio of a woman's ring to index finger".
What's next, phrenology?
South Korean credit card firm sacks quarter of it's workforce via text messages.
NOOKY HANDBOOK (Cautionary Tales)
- German woman takes neighbour to court over loud sex sessions.
- Married vicar busted over net personal, featuring nudie pic, trawling for sex.
STUPID CRIMINAL FILES