- Chinese provincial government tosses "symmetrical breasts" rule.
- Woman misses chance to vote, was busy having group sex.
DOH!
Directionally challenged ambulance crew hands patient the map.
WEIRD SCIENCE
Evolutionary scientist tries to predict female sexuality by "length ratio of a woman's ring to index finger".
What's next, phrenology?
WELL F***!
South Korean credit card firm sacks quarter of it's workforce via text messages.
NOOKY HANDBOOK (Cautionary Tales)
- German woman takes neighbour to court over loud sex sessions.
- Married vicar busted over net personal, featuring nudie pic, trawling for sex.
STUPID CRIMINAL FILES
- Drunk driver calls 911 during high speed chase.
- Note to self: When driving garbage truck filled to brim with 2 tons of weed, drive proper!
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